Captain Cook chased a chook…

… all around Australia, he lost his pants in the middle of France and found them in Tasmania.

Or:

Captain Cook rode a chook down the Murray River. Hit a rock, split his cock and left his balls to shiver.

Other variants…?

All provoked today by my son’s interest in rude rhymes (not about colonial plunder) and seeing this bottle on display at Lidl.

Dark days are these. Most peculiar honey…

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